where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
i want louis to walk up to liam and tap him on the shoulder but when he turns around it’s actually beckham and louis faints
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
spotify’s gonna kill me if I upgrade? spotify’s gonna send a bike messenger to kill me?
FUCK i totally forgot about this
Name a british actor who has never been in drag.
GO ON, DO IT.
I DARE YOU.
you forgot these two
Also don’t forget.
the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along
YOU CAN’T BE HOT AS BOTH GENDERS YOU FUCKING CHEATERS